about fucking time

Reblog to give the prev person some dopamine.

this site really hates people with ocd

“reblog this or you don’t support minorities!” “if you don’t reblog this then all of your followers should hate you!” “if you have a bad thought then you actually think that way and you’re a horrible person!” “you can only like ‘good’ things and if you like something ‘bad’ then you’re awful!” i am going to throttle you with my bare hands

I had a dream

I don’t ship Mr. Link legend of Zelda with anyone because he purposefully has the personality of a courageous piece of tissue paper and therefore just comes off as being married to his job from my point of view

Like obviously Nintendo has a few girl or woman characters they want to give you the option of thinking that Link could fall in love with. But I think that Link isn’t into any of them. He likes riding horses and hitting stuff with the master sword. He’s got no time to fall in love. Is he straight? Gay? Ace? Other unspecified sexuality? He’s never slowed down enough to think about it and he never will. He identifies as a problem for the forces of evil and that’s it.

Skyward Sword Link probably has the most personality out of all of them and even his biggest character traits are that he wants to protect his friend and his home and he has a tendency to sleep in too much. He uses his all powerful triforce wish to destroy the demon king. Dude is a special talented teachers pet that’s saving the world. He has no time for kissing.

Same thing goes for his gender, really. What’s in his pants is justice. If you ask him if he’s trans or cis he’ll just go “Hyah!” and jump off of some tall surface.

Across games he consistently reacts shocked/horrified when people come on to him and I choose to read this as him thinking “oh my GODDESS I don’t have time for that! It would cut into my pot breaking time.”

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Love the implication that i'm the evil clone of @probablybadrpgideas

I thought of us more as red and blue coded anime protagonists who will one day have to form an unlikely team-up to take down Hasbro, but that works too

not feeling very hundred emoji flame emoji today

well I am so 💯🔥💯🔥

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there will never be a funnier visual gag to me than someone falling over and immediately exploding like they stepped on a landmine